went to school in the morning with people looking at me as though i skipped classes. i didnt ok. ate breakfast in the morning with brenda and then went to school. we talked about last year orientation and HAHAHA.

after school walked out with brenda and went home.

you're so fat that when you lost your engagement ring, your wife bought a hula hoop as a replacement.
you're so fat that when you leave the beach, people shout that the coast is clear.
you're so fat that when you enter the beauty centre, they said they dont accept cows as clients.
you're so flat that you are jealous of the wall.
your hands are so short that you have to bow to dig your nose.
your breath stinks so much that when you talk, your nose tells you to shut up.
you're so stupid that when someone calls you for a phone survey, you said you havent study!
you're so fat that when you jump in the pool, the water jumps out.
you're so fat that you made sumo wrestlers look anorexic.