The Stupid Test
Read over these questions, if anythinghere has happened to you,put an X for each that is true.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouthwhen you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouthwhen you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screendoor.
[ ] You have jumped out of a movingvehicle.
[x] You have thought of somethingfunny and laughed, then people gaveyou weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible tolick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabetand Twinkle Twinkle Little Star havethe same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelaceand fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and stilldon't get it.
[x] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[ ] You have accidentally caughtsomething on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw,but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class andstarted to talk/drool, or snore
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forgetwhat you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads andwalk away from you.
[ ]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[ ] You use your fingers to do simplemath.
[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes onbackwards or inside out, and didn'trealize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in yourhand.
[ ] you ran around naked in your house.
[ ]You repost bulletins because youare scared that what they say willhappen to you if you don't.
[ ]You break a lot of things.
[ ]You tilt you're head when you're confused.
[x]You have fallen out of your chairbefore.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "ummmmm" is used manytimes a day.
Score is: 11
NOW, take that number and multiply it by 3
k larhs, im 33% stupid, lawls.
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